Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Humor funny Images version 1.0

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Here are Collection Of funny Photos with Great humor.


Odd Place for hotel


Odd Place for hotel

Only fire escape.

Only fire escape

Iron Man gone for Shopping.

Iron Man

How Management treats.

Management

Its Compression.

Compression

First Joke :Short jokes

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Hi this is my first blog.I am writing jokes and putting funny images.So please read it and enjoy and ignore spelling mistakes.

Here my first Short jokes:

1. Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

2.Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don’t know. Never happens.

3. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

4. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we arrange to go to a restaurant four times a week.A dinner in five star,music,nice drinks,food and dancing. She goes Tuesdays,Monday, I go Fridays,Saturday.

5. Roy: “Hey, heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?”
Tom: “You mean the Axes effect, don’t you?”
Roy: “No, it’s a new one. It smells of $100 dollar bills.”

6. Facts of life: Outside every skinny woman is a fat guy, trying to get in.

7. Why was the strawberry late 4 work?
He was in a JAM

8. I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

9. The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

10 .ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

11. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

12. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!